Alia: Hey what are you doing?
Todd: You can't prove that
Alia: Semester hasn't begun yet
Todd: I have a big assignment due in Jan I wanted to get ahead on
Alia: Still he lies!
Todd: For all you know that's true! I'm really responsible now!!
Alia: You went back to Maine didn't you! What's your name, lady?!
Todd: Too far.
Alia: You laughed.
Todd: Nuh uh.
Alia: Todd I'm sitting at your desk, watching you on your bed, you're not doing homework. And you laughed.
Todd: K fine. I'm booking a vacation.
Todd: NOT MAINE.
Alia: I was gonna say...
Todd: Just pricing New York trips.
Alia: Sounds good.
Todd: Also looking at porn.
Alia: Of course.
Alia: Touching yourself?
Todd: Of course.
Alia: Pics plz.
Alia: Mmm u so hot i got a boner wanna fuk??
(Three hours of sex ensues)