Tom: Male Journalist, 35, transformed into NC Girl by Cursed Inn

I'm sitting here in my gym shorts (drawstring as tight as it will go) cursing the fact that I got played, but in fairness to me, who could have possibly seen "Tricked into having your body stolen" as a possible outcome of all these events? (Other than people who have already been here, thank you very much.)

I knew that my story was goihg to ruffle some feathers, but it appears someone wabts to go to great lengths to get me out of the way. I may not be the smartest Asian guy you've ever met, but I know basic math. One plus one equals two. Inconvenient journalist plus creepy magic inn that transforms people equals not a coincidence.

I think the sensible thing to do would be to cry and shiver with fear but I'm more angry than anything. Maybe that anger is impotent -- what exactly am I supposed to do? -- but it's valid, and it feels better than sniffling helplessly about what's been done to me.

This after I felt I was on the verge of a breakthrough with my source last night. She brought some paperwork with her to dinner that was fixing to point me in the right direction, but wouldn't let me hang onto it. I figured another night of wining and dining would be all it took. I'm worried now she was in on the plot and just stalling.

I woke up to a lot more commotion outside than usual. I tried to ignore it but it wouldn't subside, so I decided to roll out of bed -- but the floor wasn't exactly where it was supposed to be, and the leg of my sweatpants had slipped under my foot, causing me to trip and and roll my ankle. At this point, I was very confused and the room was spinning, but I was starting to notice what was different, namely that my head was surrounded by what appeared to be a lot of frizzy hair.

I had fallen asleep shirtless (pajamas are sort of a waste to pack, don't you think?) and of course the view was... different. I cupped one of my new breasts to confirm -- yes, this is real, and really part of me, and really very sensitive. As my situation dawned on me (Thought one: "Holy crap, this is real!" Thought two: "If so, then what??") I batted some of the hair out of my eyes so I could hobble to the restroom, pulling my sweats up with one hand as I pushed through the door to see a middle-aged lady looking in the mirror with awe. Annoyingly, the bathrooms at this Inn, at least this room, are shared.

She looked me up and down and surmised, "You too, huh?" What gave it away? I wrapped an arm around my chest and hissed, a little un-neighborly, "Do you mind?" She calmly left through the other door and I locked it behind her.

I turned to the mirror and looked at the face of the girl looking back: doll-like button brown eyes, frizzy, rusty-reddish brown hair, pale skin, breasts that were certainly more than a handful for her little mitts, just barely in frame due to her lack of height. She glared back at me with angry intensity under her bushy eyebrows, her jaw jutting outward ruefully.

I started to let it all compute in my head. The Inn's magic is real, obviously. And it's more than likely I was set up -- it's too much of a coincidence that I would end up here of all places. I felt the weight of everything I was working toward crashing down, because if someone could do this, they must have the resources needed to do much more...

I stopped. A flash of a smile crossed my face. It's not like they killed me. Do they need me alive? Or are thry simply not willing to kill? Was this their big move, their only card to play? I scratched my smooth little chin. Maybe the game's not over. Maybe there's hope for old Tom -- or whatever I was called now -- yet.

I was a little flattered that whatever Im doing warrants such attention.

I unlocked the other door and left the restroom, hobbling back to the bed gingerly on my still-aching ankle, increasingly aware of the "el nada" that was in my oversized sweats, and the slight juggle of my unbound breasts.

I crouched down and reached under the bed and heaved the luggage out -- urk, it was heavy, or more likely, I had a lot less upper body strength than I thought I should. On top was a letter in a manila envelope.

Typed, in almost AI-like bland writing. I suspect this person did not write it herself.

It explained that I was now Kiara Simmons, of [interchangeable small town] North Carolina. It left no indication of who Kiara became or how to contact her, which lent credence to my theory that this was a setup. But it contained a few pieces of information that caused whatever relief I was feeling to dissolve back into anger.

One: Kiara is seventeen. They made me a minor, those bastards.

Two: Kiara has a seven-month-old daughter waiting for her back in N.C.

That tidbit caused me to reel backwards on the bed and pull a pillow over my face, which muffled my scream of anguish and also absorbed the tears that my body was producing without my permission. A 17-year-old babymama? Maybe they should have killed me. 

The last line of the note, once I could finally convince myself to finish it? Almost mockingly: "Don't forget to pump."

No wonder the suitcase was so big. It needed room for the apparatus: a breast pump.

It's been an hour now, and I'm starting to notice these things getting really sore. Time to give that manual a look.

Score one for the bad guys.

-Tom... or "Kiara"