Get on my for acting like nothing happens unless I tweet it if you want, but this guy who is currently in the convenience store buying us some beer is soooooo hot that I can't believe he's actually coming back to the hotel room with me instead of Gretchen. I mean, sure, she's got her own boy she's messing around with tonight, but I kind of feel like I'm punching a bit over my weight. It won't be my first time or anything, but it will certainly be my first time with someone who's not in high school and who the really hot girls would have given their number to.
Laugh at me for posting it here if you want, but I feel like I've got to tell somebody and I'm not going to put it on Twitter or Facebook where my mom can see it!
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